i'm offensive, unattractive, generally irritating, but occasionally funny. the internet is where i fit in. i don't have many friends. or followers. there might be a slight correlation. somewhere. maybe.
this is a cool .gif, but all i can think about when i see it is the hollister eagle erratically flying around his front pocket.
(via madietalksaboutfightclub)
that irritating moment when tumblr is running about as slow as* your spanish class…
*the majority of
kar007100 asked: Friday night, alone in my room, on tumblr because there's nothing else to do. Just wanted to say hi. So, hi ! Let's be forever alone together haha
LOOK MOM, I TOLD YOU THERE’S OTHER PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET.
forever alone together. pretty sure that’s an oxymoron but WHATEVER. three cheers for being secluded in your room on a friday night! *whoop*
i have been asked
a whopping two questions in my entire tumblr career.
one was from one of my very good friends gloating about how many followers she had in comparison to my (at the time) six. well, guess what? three months later and i got EIGHT NOW, BIATCH! only 92 more to go.
and the other was from someone who insists i look like drew barrymore. it wasn’t a question, even, just them stating that i look like drew barrymore.
so feel free to ask questions. i can give advice. or hilarious responses, if you find humor funny….wait…
i will answer. i have no life outside of the internet. i repeat…
I. HAVE. NO. LIFE.
