this is where the squirrels go during hurricanes

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

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05/19/13

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05/19/13

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

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05/19/13

getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)

05/19/13

oopssorrybye:

my friend Emma can do this with a fine tip sharpie ._.

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05/19/13

idogaythings-:

the-venetianhour:

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

siregberttheokayscrewslamps:

animalsforpresident:

Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR ASJDNASJKDBNASFBSUIFJSBNFKS

bless this.

OH MY GOD

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05/19/13

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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05/19/13

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04/17/13

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04/17/13

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04/17/13

emes:

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

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04/17/13

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this is where the squirrels go during hurricanes

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